May 2013
blimpcat:
i was listening to this song when i...
Rad Habits: rebelion-silenciosa: abigabby:... →
rebelion-silenciosa:
abigabby:
werewolfpussychiapet:
native-detroiter:
marfmellow:
aboutexhaleprivilege:
The best thing is that these people are complaining that white people ruin everything and are the devil and only steal everything from PoC while 99% of them…
goddammitganon:
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
coooooooooooooulson:
novakstiels:
you know how people always go to bars to watch football games wouldn’t it be nifty is there were bars where we could watch spn and they served really gr8 burgers and pie and the place was decorated to look really sketchy
fandom bars are the wave of the future my friends.
Teenage chemistry enthusiast won't be charged with... →
Kiera Wilmot — the Florida 16-year-old who created a small explosion just outside her school before classes started by mixing cleaning solution and tin foil (she was just curious, nobody was harmed) — will not be charged with a felony, after all. Florida State Attorneys dropped the charges against Wilmot yesterday. After her case garnered […]
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ultimate sign of trust is me handing you my laptop or phone without hesitation
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yourbones:
somegirlnamedkaitlyn:
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
TIP ON HOW TO GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF THE DARK:
digitalfisticuffs:
boazpriestly:
blueberrytoast:
boazpriestly:
presidentjesus:
As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.
And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.”
Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet...
yolympics:
changing from jeans to pajama pants
veganhugs:
“I’m one of the few nice guys left” say 300,000 manchildren in unison
socratitties:
Highschool may have only lasted four years but my resentment towards the experience will last a lifetime
gisellesaidso:
me: hi how you going customer: i really want to be in a coma right now
orgasmic-humor:
i swear liking someone is a full time job
hunkyharry:
do you ever reblog from the source to cover up the fact you’re creeping on somebody’s blog
spockward:
coolscar:
egberts:
imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas
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bombliate:
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off
remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york
i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze
i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks
i hate each and every single one of you all
